What was the worst movie that you have ever seen that was soo bad that every time you hear that movie being mentioned you cringe in disgust?

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I have a few:

Epic Movie
The Cat In The Hat
Nacho Libre

Those three immediately sprung to my mind. I think there's several more, but I'm too tired to remember at this point.

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I'm going to have to say "Dude Where's My Car'. Both The director and producer had to been high when they were making this movie. Holy hell I have never seen such a stupid movie in my life and i've seen some pretty bad ones but this takes the cake for me.

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Funny you should say that. That film is often considered 'stoner comedy', so if the director were actually high whilst shooting it then he'd be closer to achieving what he set out to do.

Me? I don't like that movie, or its sub-genre as a whole. Not the worst I've seen but.

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i disagree... 'Dude... ' was an awesome movie... in fact, the recent 'oh so popular' flick Hanagover is just a rip-off of it... albeit it takes a somewhat more mature approach to the subject matter, but you just gotsa be $hitting me if you tell me that it ain't a straight rip off of 'Dude... '

...on topic, i'd say the worst movie i ever saw was probably Beowolf, that whole CGI based version. the whole purpose of that movie seemed to be to mock a cultural icon of a culture/religion that's no longer around... i felt that that was not cool...

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The new GI Joe movie.

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yeah dude wheres my car is the funniest movie ive ever seen, i love stoner comedy, so do you guys like not laugh at a dog smoking a pipe, or space nerds rolling aroung in suits made of bubblewrap, or them trashing their girlfriends house, its hillarious, oh well thats your opinion i suppose.
Anyway the worst movie ive ever seen without even seeing it is twilight, i just heard that its about some chick falling in love with a vampire, which i suppose is alright if you watch a movie to have a cry but i like to watch a movie and laugh so hard i cant even watch it.

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Dude...

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Exorcist 2

FUUUUCK.

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In a weird way I actually do like Exorcist 2. Yeah, it's no where near what an Exorcist sequel should be, but at least it's interesting. There are some cool psychological and theological theories behind it. The acting is pretty good. The film does get a little pretentious, but other than that it's decent.

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I have seen it and it is undoubtedly the worst movie I have ever seen. Not just because of the premise either. It's poorly done (by modern standards for big studio flicks) and just all kinds of terrible.

Vampires don't glitter.

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THIS. I am tired of THIS. We have no clue what a vampire does or not. Are you a vampire? Do you know a vampire? No> Then don't say vampires don't glitter. We don't know, maybe they do.

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Ready for a Bryan Danielson return.

Sure there are no real vampires, but are rules to the vampire myth. These rules are certain prerequisites to what a Vampire should be. They have been around for hundreds of years. Sure the rules aren't ironclad, and they don't always appear in all the different vampire versions, but if you are going to ignore them or add to them, then you better make sure that you come up with something that is just as good as the stuff that you are ignoring. Otherwise, why bother?

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You're absolutely right. Maybe vampires do glitter. Maybe every poor vampire who looks too old to be in highschool but is forced to continue the charade does in fact glitter like a disco ball when struck by direct sunlight. But only by direct sunlight. Apparently over cast days are safe for vampires to go out without revealing their awful, shiny secret. And maybe that fills them with angst. Angst best displayed by ripping open their shirts for the benefit of little girls who get moist for that kind of lameness.

And maybe these same glittering vampires can dash across a school parking lot to save random moody girls from being crushed by a van (one-handed no less) and nobody around seems to notice much less care.

And maybe the argument that one couldn't possibly know as to whether or not a vampire does or does not glitter because one doesn't know a vampire is also very, very stupid.

This thread is about the worst movies we've ever seen. Twilight is the worst I've ever seen. Glittering douchebag vampires is only the tip of the iceburg for the turdburger that is the entire series.

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Last good Vampire movie in my book was Blade 2.

Borat. Worst comedy ever, and I dig that kind of movie...

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Kirisute gomen

In their wretched guts all they want is to feed
Unending, covetous hunger known as greed
As the last legion makes it's way to the skies

^^^well, if you are not going to count the movies in the Twilight series then i'd say that I AM LEGEND was the last good vampire flick to be produced by a major studio...

...and dude, Borat: Cultural whatever whatever... was a decent watch... Bruno on the other hand was, well, not!

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Since when is one movie referred to as an entire series?

This was beautiful, by the way:



Always nice to have Davo around.

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there's only 1 Twilight movie? really? and i thought there were at least 2 Twilight movies out already... well, whatever... guess i was wrong...

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Eh, not a big deal anyway. I guess I was just in a douchy mood. Sorry.

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No offense, but this kind of talk is so, so trite. I'm not a Twilight fan by any means, mostly because I think that the main character Bella is bland, and the male characters are douchebags, but seriously, I'm so sick and tired of the audience that the book wasn't even intended for (*cough* YOU *cough*) getting all bent out of shape about it. Why can't you sit back and allow teenage girls to have something they enjoy without getting angry that they enjoy it? You don't have to read it and you don't have to see the movies. I hate James Bond movies, but I don't go on and on about how awful I think they are, and how men need to stop "getting hard" for the "lameness" that are the cheap sluts in those movies.

There's nothing wrong with teenage girls having something they enjoy, nor is there anything wrong with them "getting moist" for a teenage celebrity. It's actually quite normal. Besides, the Edward Cullen and Jacob Black characters are quite seductive to a lot of girls. Are girls not allowed to feel lust?

Also...if you don't like the idea of Stephenie Meyer's vampires, then don't read the books. I don't like what she did with them, and that's why I don't read her. However, there is the fact that artists are allowed to take things and make them "their own", whether it's that they're a musician and they cover a song, or anything else that they take inspiration from. The vampire fables aren't untouchable. They aren't better than anything else.

This same crap happens with The Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus...people have to attack them for whatever stupid reasons they have. Teenagers are a viable and legitimate market.


BTW - Stephenie made Bella "moody" and bland looking because she was trying to make the character of Bella easy for every teenage girl to relate to. Teenagers are moody, and most teenage girls aren't hot little beauty queens.

And that's all I have to say about that...you've gotten the female perspective now...

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New moon would have to be up there in mine, and unlike twilight i actually did see this one, once it ended i was just like, is this it? is this what people around the world crammed into cinemas for, it just made no sense

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Like I said...it's not intended for you. Obviously there's something to it if it's so popular.

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Well the last time i read, the title of this thread was the worst movie you have ever seen, and this is one of them, but if you want to get into who it was intended for, i assure you that teenage girls are not the only audience this is intended for, not by a long shot

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I'd say it's intended for girls 11-21, but it can stretch....look how many moms read it



Sorry, I'm just sick and tired of all the Twilight hatred from guys when Twilight isn't even for them.

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^^^you know what... i totally concur with what you are saying... its the same when people keep bull$hitting Justin Bieber... i mean common...

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-The Invention of Lying-

the original premise was pretty interesting but ultimately this turns into an endless, infinite rom com which breezes past about twenty more natural endings than Return of the King.
What's worse, unlike LOTR, this just doesn't have enough meat in the interim to justify it's
runtime akin to the likes of The Mexican, which just is over after a half hour and dies there
after into a fluttering waste of human time and energy.

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The worst movie ever:
http://www.archive.org/details/SpaceThunderKids

Your life will change will change forever if you watch this.

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^^^^^ WTF? Was that some sort of cheap knock-off between Transformers and Speed Racer?

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As far as I can tell it rips off Voltron, Mazinger Z, Legend of the galatic heroes, Tron, Godzilla and probably many many more that I haven't recognized. I haven't finished watching yet(I'm not man enough to watch the entire thing in one sitting), but I wouldn't be surprised if I catch a few more.

And just to give people a taste of this "movie":

These two characters are sisters.... Your welcome for that mind-f**k.

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