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Post subject: The worst movie that you have ever seen?  Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:14 am |
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What was the worst movie that you have ever seen that was soo bad that every time you hear that movie being mentioned you cringe in disgust?
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:02 am |
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I have a few:
Epic Movie
The Cat In The Hat
Nacho Libre
Those three immediately sprung to my mind. I think there's several more, but I'm too tired to remember at this point.
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:23 am |
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I'm going to have to say "Dude Where's My Car'. Both The director and producer had to been high when they were making this movie. Holy hell I have never seen such a stupid movie in my life and i've seen some pretty bad ones but this takes the cake for me.
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:56 am |
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Funny you should say that. That film is often considered 'stoner comedy', so if the director were actually high whilst shooting it then he'd be closer to achieving what he set out to do.  Me? I don't like that movie, or its sub-genre as a whole. Not the worst I've seen but. _________________ Musings Of A MarkLatest Column: WWE 2006 April - June Retrospective
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:09 pm |
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i disagree... 'Dude... ' was an awesome movie... in fact, the recent 'oh so popular' flick Hanagover is just a rip-off of it... albeit it takes a somewhat more mature approach to the subject matter, but you just gotsa be $hitting me if you tell me that it ain't a straight rip off of 'Dude... '
...on topic, i'd say the worst movie i ever saw was probably Beowolf, that whole CGI based version. the whole purpose of that movie seemed to be to mock a cultural icon of a culture/religion that's no longer around... i felt that that was not cool...
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:30 pm |
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The new GI Joe movie.
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:43 pm |
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yeah dude wheres my car is the funniest movie ive ever seen, i love stoner comedy, so do you guys like not laugh at a dog smoking a pipe, or space nerds rolling aroung in suits made of bubblewrap, or them trashing their girlfriends house, its hillarious, oh well thats your opinion i suppose.
Anyway the worst movie ive ever seen without even seeing it is twilight, i just heard that its about some chick falling in love with a vampire, which i suppose is alright if you watch a movie to have a cry but i like to watch a movie and laugh so hard i cant even watch it.
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Dude...
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:23 pm |
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Exorcist 2
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:08 pm |
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In a weird way I actually do like Exorcist 2. Yeah, it's no where near what an Exorcist sequel should be, but at least it's interesting. There are some cool psychological and theological theories behind it. The acting is pretty good. The film does get a little pretentious, but other than that it's decent.
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:02 pm |
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Slayer23 wrote: Anyway the worst movie ive ever seen without even seeing it is twilight I have seen it and it is undoubtedly the worst movie I have ever seen. Not just because of the premise either. It's poorly done (by modern standards for big studio flicks) and just all kinds of terrible. Vampires don't glitter.
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:04 pm |
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Davo wrote:
Vampires don't glitter.
THIS. I am tired of THIS. We have no clue what a vampire does or not. Are you a vampire? Do you know a vampire? No> Then don't say vampires don't glitter. We don't know, maybe they do. _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:04 pm |
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Crow013 wrote: Davo wrote:
Vampires don't glitter.
THIS. I am tired of THIS. We have no clue what a vampire does or not. Are you a vampire? Do you know a vampire? No> Then don't say vampires don't glitter. We don't know, maybe they do. Sure there are no real vampires, but are rules to the vampire myth. These rules are certain prerequisites to what a Vampire should be. They have been around for hundreds of years. Sure the rules aren't ironclad, and they don't always appear in all the different vampire versions, but if you are going to ignore them or add to them, then you better make sure that you come up with something that is just as good as the stuff that you are ignoring. Otherwise, why bother? _________________
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:03 pm |
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Crow013 wrote: Davo wrote:
Vampires don't glitter.
THIS. I am tired of THIS. We have no clue what a vampire does or not. Are you a vampire? Do you know a vampire? No> Then don't say vampires don't glitter. We don't know, maybe they do. You're absolutely right. Maybe vampires do glitter. Maybe every poor vampire who looks too old to be in highschool but is forced to continue the charade does in fact glitter like a disco ball when struck by direct sunlight. But only by direct sunlight. Apparently over cast days are safe for vampires to go out without revealing their awful, shiny secret. And maybe that fills them with angst. Angst best displayed by ripping open their shirts for the benefit of little girls who get moist for that kind of lameness. And maybe these same glittering vampires can dash across a school parking lot to save random moody girls from being crushed by a van (one-handed no less) and nobody around seems to notice much less care. And maybe the argument that one couldn't possibly know as to whether or not a vampire does or does not glitter because one doesn't know a vampire is also very, very stupid. This thread is about the worst movies we've ever seen. Twilight is the worst I've ever seen. Glittering douchebag vampires is only the tip of the iceburg for the turdburger that is the entire series.
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:29 pm |
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Last good Vampire movie in my book was Blade 2.
Borat. Worst comedy ever, and I dig that kind of movie...
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:01 pm |
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^^^well, if you are not going to count the movies in the Twilight series then i'd say that I AM LEGEND was the last good vampire flick to be produced by a major studio...
...and dude, Borat: Cultural whatever whatever... was a decent watch... Bruno on the other hand was, well, not!
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:02 am |
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I Know Who Killed Me (2007) is the worst film for me...
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:08 am |
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DDkVx9 wrote: ^^^well, if you are not going to count the movies in the Twilight series... Since when is one movie referred to as an entire series? This was beautiful, by the way: Davo wrote: Maybe vampires do glitter. Maybe every poor vampire who looks too old to be in highschool but is forced to continue the charade does in fact glitter like a disco ball when struck by direct sunlight. But only by direct sunlight. Apparently over cast days are safe for vampires to go out without revealing their awful, shiny secret. And maybe that fills them with angst. Angst best displayed by ripping open their shirts for the benefit of little girls who get moist for that kind of lameness.
And maybe these same glittering vampires can dash across a school parking lot to save random moody girls from being crushed by a van (one-handed no less) and nobody around seems to notice much less care. Always nice to have Davo around. _________________  "I'm not holding a microphone!"
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:17 am |
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SilentBob wrote: [ there's only 1 Twilight movie? really? and i thought there were at least 2 Twilight movies out already... well, whatever... guess i was wrong... _________________ FEED DA TROLLS... FEED DA TROLLS... FEED DA TROLLS...!!!. I SAID FEED THE TROLLS... DUH! WHAT PART DID U NOT GET? AND WHY'D ANYONE WANT 2 B READING THIS? SO IF U R READING THIS... THEN U R A MORON!
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Post subject: Re: The worst movie that you have ever seen? Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:56 pm |
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DDkVx9 wrote: SilentBob wrote: [ there's only 1 Twilight movie? really? and i thought there were at least 2 Twilight movies out already... well, whatever... guess i was wrong... Eh, not a big deal anyway. I guess I was just in a douchy mood. Sorry. _________________ "I'm not holding a microphone!"
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