The Impossibly Infinite iMPACT! Thread OMG I~

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My thoughts
Rayne/Velvet was pretty good considering Velvet was in the match. I love Madison Rayne and everything she does since turning heel. And her theme owns all.

Kim/James was good as well. I love Gail's style of wrestling and Mickie went back to old school attire.

I love the fact that Brian Hebner refs in Zigs.

Crimson is a hot motherf**ker.

Just when I think I couldn't love Zema even more he talks and my love for him grows. I love his voice. I ove his face. I love his body.

Austin Aries probably has some of the prettiest eyes ever.

As for the rest of TNA I didn't really pay much attention to it.

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Garrett Bischoff in the main event of Impact last week really showed me what the brain trust thinks of their talent. I believe i've heard you remark on his looks before Cxw, but damn he is so bad in the ring!

Hey I never said I liked him for his wrestling skills lol

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Well you are a trooper.

It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.

[isrs4life]

My IW thoughts of 3/22/2012:
Austin Aries vs. Kid Kash vs. Zema Ion vs. Anthony Nese
^Man that was a clusterfuck but Bully Ray saves the day and kicked everybodys
a$s who was envolved in that match.

TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship Match
Eric Young and ODB vs. Rosita and Sarita
^Ahh, this was decent but tryed easing out the last match before which was boring.

Samoa Joe and Magnus vs. Mexican America
^This was slighty interesting but Josh Lewis from Repo Games on Spike-TV accually
was more enjoyable then Mexican America was. He was almost saying you guys do
really suck.

Kurt Angle vs. Garrett Bishoff- Match ends to a no-contest which Garrett had to last 3 more minutes
with Angle but Garrett was a little better this week then the previous weeks. He is accually a great edition
to TNA despite being the son of Eric Bishoff who for a long time I didn't know he had one 2 years older then me.

Christopher Daniels and Kazarien vs. James Storm
^This was the most fun of any match that happened tonight. Storm was alright I could see him being an ok
TNA World Champion if used right. I accually was going to mention his ring boots that kind of suck.

I kinda got into him after that promo about the music video of his new theme some cow boys and wiskie which
was a little neat thing on Impact.

Sting asking for Dixie Carter to bring back Hulk Hogan to take over Impact as the GM of IW was alright sort of liked the
segment that leaded on from Victory Road where she whines about Bobby Roode ruining the company of hers for the last
6-Months.

Yet we havn't gotten an answer yet from Hulk Hogan but sure to get one next week about it.

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All I have to say about TNA this week is that I liked nothing about. Maybe the X division match might have been the only thing I could say that was ok.

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[isrs4life]

My IW thoughts of 4/12/2012:
Austin Aries vs. Christopher Daniels was a really good match.

I really enjoyed the odb&ey - wedding in a cage - segment. It was nice seeing those mexican america
girls show off what they got undernieth it reminded me a lot of the attitude era.

Bully Ray picking up a cheap win after Styles was so close after winning when a brawl broke out at the end

The Lethal Lockdown teams built in one night was very good.

[El Canuck]

The fact that you typed "Wedding in a Cage"...

[OneManX]

Wedding in a Cage > Wrestling in a Cage

[isrs4life]

The fact that you typed "Wedding in a Cage"...

Nope, you heard me wright!! they had a wedding set in a Steel Cage!

and it was accually quite an enjoyable segment even thow I could care less about ODB.

[isrs4life]

My IW - Open Fight Night 1 thoughts:
It wasn't to great of an episode all thow there will be one at least every month but it was an
improvement but nothing more then that.

Devon upsetted Bully Ray to retain the TV Championship which was a good opener to Impact.

I thought Kurt Angle being an open challenge towards Anarquia(lol'd he was trying to get beef)
was different and well ended up being an Angle squash match.

TNA Gut Check about Alex Silvia was a little interesting and lol'd at the Al Snow appearence he tryed
his best on the mic but sure he is a good trainer. Huh ha the rookie got beaten by Robbie E
^I hope the next Gut Check is a little better.

Brooke Tessmacher def. TNA Knockouts Champion Gail Kim in a non-title match
^Gail Kim definently put her over in this match god BT is hot.

Samoa Joe done pretty good on Impact tonight we got more of him and Daniels plus Kaz wanting the Tag Belts
which was good. Sure the Tag Division should be good for abit if them guys are going to have a couple series of
matches... Please it looks interesting when Daniels just wanted them.

Eric Bischoff farewell party closed the taping. He was given gifts including his own Hall of Fame ring.
Babyfaces, including Garett Bischoff, came out and sent him packing.
It ended with Jeremy Borash and Garett taking Eric into a portable bathroom and dousing him in feces.

-Credit - From the spoilers!! on WV.

Now that was funny and hope it's legit for him not to be on TV for a long period of time.
That is what TNA needs to get rid of that wasted space because younger wrestlers need his TV time.
I know he'd be backstage but that is backstage not impact.

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[isrs4life]

That was mean Big Slim... God those youtube threads are annoying!!! leave the Impact Discussion
thread alone.

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[Greg_McNeish]

That video was great, until all those dudes ran in to stand in the way. WTF is up with that?

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That video was great, until all those dudes ran in to stand in the way. WTF is up with that?

TNA being TNA is what's up with that. They took a good idea of objectiying women and screwed it up.

[Greg_McNeish]

Honestly... You've got hot chicks, in bikinis, having a water fight... HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP???????

[OneManX]

Honestly... You've got hot chicks, in bikinis, having a water fight... HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP???????

I've been asking the exact same question about TNA for the last few years...

And I mean the EXACT same, I think that when I watch X-Division matches.

[El Canuck]

Honestly... You've got hot chicks, in bikinis, having a water fight... HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP???????

TNA: Making the impossible* happen.






























*"Impossible" not necessarily implying any positive connotations.

[Reverend Puck]

#wrestlingmatters

So any time Dixie Carter opens her trap about how Impact Wrestling matters and how they're about the wrestling...

...just link this video on Twitter.