How has Scott Steiner changed your life?

[DaddyEccentric]

I...I, (wipes tears) I couldnt have gone through light bulb sunday school without him!

I am DaddyEccentric and I am a Steinerholic!

[coalition77]

Was grounded for a whole summer in 1999. Wouldn't have gotten through that summer without the Big Bad Booty Daddy.

I am coalition77, and I am a Steinerholic

[Big slim]

I frequently watched TNA, without Big Poppa Pump I wouldn't have made it.

I'm Big Slim, and I'm a Steinerholic!

[El Canuck]

Steiner used my back to sign an autograph once.

[RatedRSuperstar]

Steiner used my back to sign an autograph once.

Unless you're now a paraplegic, you're lying. Nobody's back could brace the might of a Steiner autograph and live to tell the tale.

HAH

[NightWatchman]

I watched Steiner during the post-Monday night wars and his WWE run after that.

I'm NightWatchman, and I'm a Steineraholic.

[Robmayn]

I have a mural of Scott Steiner in my house. Everytime I bring a girl back home to have sex with her, she stares at the mural, realizes how much of a wimp I am compared to the mighty Scott Steiner and go laughing. Scott Steiner has made me be a virgin for so long. Not even my mother steps into my house after watching that mural.

I'm Robmayn and I'm a reformed Steinerholic.

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN?!

[NightWatchman]

Robmayn, what you said there made me uncomfortable and horny at the same time.

#WeirdestBoner

[Robmayn]

Robmayn, what you said there made me uncomfortable and horny at the same time.

#WeirdestBoner

IT'S A STEINER MIRACLE!!! HALELUYA!

[Big slim]

AMEN AMEN!

[DaddyEccentric]

Thank you gentlemen.
Thank you for your brave revelations, it's good to be open with your inner feelings.
We will have a short break, there are some cakes and freaks in the back of the room!

[Big slim]

^ I don't know which one to eat first!

[NightWatchman]

Freaks since otherwise you're working on a full stomach.

[starbucksaholic]

I never considered getting a tattoo until I saw Steiner's in person. Now I am thinking about it.

[DaddyEccentric]

I couldnt have had a five'some without the consent of our dear Scott Steiner!

[starbucksaholic]

Even the Hulkster testifies about the absolute greatness that is Scott Steiner...

[RatedRSuperstar]

I was once in a terrible car crash. Naturally, Scott Steiner arrived on the scene before the paramedics and fire department. I was trapped in the car, and asked Scott if he had the Jaws of Life to save me. Instead, he pulled down his pants and cut through the wreckage with his bare testicles. He then gave a momentous "HAH!", healing me of the injuries I sustained from the accident.

HAIL STEINER!!!!

[Red_And_Yellow]

It made me realize that I, no matter how much I slip into oblivion, will never suck as much as he did.

#HEEL

[Supro]

Scott Steiner once broke in my house and ate all the Miracle Whip. When I confronted him about that, he shouted, "It's a miracle that I didn't whip your ass!" His clever word play made me a fan.

I'm Supro and I'm a Steinerholic.

[Bravesrtops]

I once missed a cross country flight, Scotty belly to belly suplexed me from the Buffalo airport all the way to LAX with a mighty "HAH~!" I of course apologized for landing on my head, as Scott never botches anything.

I'm BravesRTops and I am a premature ejac. . . I mean Steinerholic